A letter from Satan to most Christians

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without even kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you don't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed at night. You are so unthankful; I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living since you were saved by Jesus. Fool, you are enslaved to me!

Remember, you and my demons have been going steady for years, and we still don't love you. As a matter of fact, we hate you, because we hate God. We are only using you to get even with God. He kicked us out of heaven, and we're going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to us, and we're going to make your life a living hell. And steal your joy and blessings from God since you let us. This will really hurt you as well as God.

Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with all of the good times we've had. We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership positions, no respect for the Church, bad attitudes. SURELY you don't want to give all this up. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting us use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, we laugh at you.

When you are tempted to sin, you give in, HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that.

Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. My demons will be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, and live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you. IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.

Satan